Tuesday, 27 March 2007

Has coupledom passed me by?

Confession time: I like starfishing. I like eating dip for dinner. I like hitting the pub with my gal pals and mucking up with guys who are probably a) too young and b) beyond wrong. I like knowing that one day I’ll have to be responsible, but I especially like knowing that day isn’t here yet.
But, as I smugly chronicle the good bits of my happily single existence, I hear the faint bleatings of my alter ego in a parallel universe, busy burping her third kid and trying to remember where the heck her waistline and sex life went. It worries me.
Could it be that I’ve set up a single life so cosy and controlled that I’ve lost the ability to reach out and grab what it is I actually want? That I’ve been so busy goofing around like a 22 year old backpacker (even if I can’t drink like one) that I’ve let an arguably less fun but possibly more fulfilling reality* pass me by?
Not much can stop a lovelorn-saving superhero in her tracks. But my mum does it every time.
"You know, you can have a swishy cape, and a clean kitchen and a jet-setting lifestyle; you can eat dinner at posh restaurants and juggle three different lovers, but unless you let life get messy, unless you let yourself fall in love again and cry buckets and have bubbas and basically learn to love the baby porridge mashed into your favourite Moroccan rug because the smiles of your family are totally worth it, you’ll never be really living," she told me in her Don’t-Argue-I’m-Your-Mother voice. She’s a wise chick, but I’m not ready to sacrifice that Moroccan rug for just anyone.
OK, OK, Mum, I’ll think about it.
In the meantime, I’d love to hear your thoughts. Is this just an ambivalent blip on the singledom radar or can the other stuff pass us by when we’re not looking? When should we cash in our Get Out of Singledom Unscathed and Still Pretty card? Is it a case of fate and that life finding you?

* I’m in no way dissing Singledom here, I know some people set up camp and stay forever. And if I could find a way to shut this stupid ticking clock off, I’d buy shares in the place and live out my days quite happily. With a clean rug, no less.

10 Comments:

  • At March 27, 2007 12:09 PM, Anonymous Single&Lovin'It said…

    I, like you,love, love, LOVE my single life too RC! Not worrying about using the razor on the legs, eating crackers for dinner and staying up till 2am watching Friends re-runs. Of course i know this must end soon but i'd like to be able to see into a crystal ball and know exactly WHEN this will happen... so that i can cram all the dip-eating dinners, hairy legs, sleeping horizontal, solo karaoke sessions in before i happily resign myself to coupledom!

     
  • At March 27, 2007 12:42 PM, Blogger reality chick said…

    OMG I love solo karaoke! I've been getting into the Eurythmics lately which is daggy, i know, but there's nothing like dancing around in your underwear eating dip and pretending to be Annie Lennox!

     
  • At March 27, 2007 4:20 PM, Anonymous Peter Pan said…

    As a 30 something male I have been thinking about this myself of late.

    I finished a masters in May last year and my last flatmate moved out at the same time giving me the pad to myself. Since then I've taken up ceroc dancing, joined fitness first, started pump classes, bought golf clubs and hit the moore park driving range. Done internet dating, speed dating, blogmeets, setups and met over 40 new girls. Played tennis and squash and even finished a harbour swim.

    The bills get paid automatically over the internet, I've done weekend visits to New York and Barcelona (from London). Been to the Hunter Valley to restock the wine collection and there is a new plasma screen in the lounge room. I can do my weekly shopping in coles 'door to fridge' in 40mins and still haven't learnt how to cook properly.

    I dubbed this year the 'year of me'. I've been described by my friends as still acting like a 19 year old backpacker....and I'm wondering how do you get off this train?

    Well, I think the first step is to find a partner who will slow me down on the fitness front, get me eating at restaurants and make me buy some artwork for the walls of my apartment. Because she is high maintenance I will have to get a new job to maintain her and those plans of travelling to south america can be well and truly shelved.

     
  • At March 27, 2007 10:58 PM, Blogger reality chick said…

    hey peter. I can relate. And if i can take it one step further, I often think I've set my life up so it's just so... ready for the dude who's going to rock my world. I have also been guilty of thinking, 'oh i can't meet someone until I do x/y/z' - physically putting off getting into a relationship until I have accomplished certain 'goals'. But according to one of my favourite self-help gurus Susan Page, the whole notion of 'getting your act together' is postponing life, whereas getting your act together IS life, if that makes sense - and someone can jump on that train with you and they might divert you to another station, but it'll be a helluva more interesting journey.
    Anyway, that's reality chick being heavy, man.

     
  • At March 28, 2007 9:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I had a year of being single after my last messy break-up and I really had the best time too...inappropriate men, nights out on the town with girlfriends, lazy Saturdays spent watching Oprah. I took a good long swim in Lake ME. But I recently met a great new guy - and suddenly the idea of a family has come back into view....singledom has it's perks, but then again, so does shacking up and planning a life with a total sweetheart.

     
  • At March 28, 2007 10:14 AM, Blogger reality chick said…

    Lake ME... love it.
    Glad to hear you've met a sweetheart anon.
    I guess that's the hope I have... that when you meet the right person, all the other stuff just fall away - ie, you'll jump to give up all the perks of singledom because you'll just KNOW.

     
  • At March 28, 2007 7:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Singledom as you put has a place firmly fixed in our society, why you ask, because we are going through a modern renaisance. Girls act like boys, boys try to act like boys then get dissed by girls for being to mucho or called dickheads. Then there is the EMO side to it that has sucked all and sundry into a washing machine of love and loves pitfalls. If you share your heart you lose big if it doesn't work, if you dont share enough then your seen as back offish, unable to share and holding back. Who wins? no one, even when you do find your true love, there is always a compromise, and if there isn't then you haven't found true love, because love is all about compromise and finding a balance once the rabbit hormones have worn off, and the barn door has been well oiled.After all love is a very sticky word once you use it your stuck and it can be hard to come back from. I think thats why being single can be amazing, and truely awful, yes you can take a dip in the lake, ride the bus home from the pub with no destination name or number (COME on think about it people). But at the end of it if your self talk and self indulgence don't, help you work out the why how and when, you just might start talking to yourself out loud, and end up being eaten by your twentysix cats.

     
  • At March 28, 2007 11:26 PM, Blogger reality chick said…

    I'm never getting another cat.

     
  • At March 29, 2007 1:06 PM, Anonymous pollypringle said…

    Me either.

     
  • At March 29, 2007 2:18 PM, Blogger reality chick said…

    Although I admit I do sometimes talk to myself.

     

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