It’s all about the bits
When you’re single, and don’t particularly care where your next boyfriend is coming from, pickiness is next to godliness. Which boils down to being able to eye up and even chat up blokes who float your boat purely because they’re physically blessed with something that always has and always will turn your insides to mush.That may sound a bit shallow. OK, a lot shallow. But guys do it, so why can’t we pay tribute to the best bits of the male form? I’ll kick things off with my personal favourite: chunky man hands. Thick, masculine fingers adept at changing a tyre, hammering in a nail, fixing a pipe, building a brick wall... ohhh yep. Deep breaths. It's fairly random, I know, but ask around and you’ll find every girl’s got her thing.
For Kim, it’s forearms. "The thicker the better, and I like it when there are veins popping out, too," she moans.
My cousin’s partial to the bear patch. "You know... that bit of hair that grows on a guy’s lower back, just above his bum," she murmurs.
For Sophie, it’s a deep and sexy voice – "It does something to me on a primal level" – but for Sylvia, tight butts are to blame for her inefficiency at work. "They’re good in jeans, good in undies and especially good naked," she confides.
However, Mandy (and quite a few gay himbos I know) believe a guy with a flat, toned stomach, preferably with the v-shape of his hips displayed thanks to a pair of low-slung jeans, is an invitation to abandon all logic and reason.
Chunky man hands aside, I would have to agree.
*** Confession time: which man bit do you drool over?




18 Comments:
At March 06, 2007 9:47 AM,
Peter Pan said…
As a straight guy I can't really comment although I must be doing something right at the moment. After a pump class last week, I guy I had known in school days came up to me and started chatting. My gaydar was going off big time...and he mentioned that next time we finish pump we should head for 1/2 hour in the spa (at the gym!). Maybe I have the 'V', maybe the ab crunching is start to pay off...who knows?
At March 06, 2007 12:25 PM,
The Sea said…
It's gotta be a nice, strong back...that gets the pulse racing any day
and a man's gotta have a little hair on his chest please...
and strong arms, but not too muscly - that's a turn off.
and a good mouth for kissing...
ooh, is it suddenly hot in here?
At March 06, 2007 12:39 PM,
reality chick said…
Yep, it is gettin' very hot in here...
Broad shoulders seem to be winning out so far on the poll. Chunky man hands is definitely an acquired taste, it seems.
Not that I'm into finger or toe sucking.
At March 06, 2007 4:13 PM,
Anonymous said…
I love, LOVE, LOVE a small scar. Preferable on the lip area (mmm, my boy has one on his upper lip) but also on the eyebrow or chin.
At March 06, 2007 4:14 PM,
hairycanary said…
I used to go for the hairless look, but now I adore a full chest of hair that I can run my fingers through. Mmmm-mmm!
At March 06, 2007 4:18 PM,
reality chick said…
Tweet, tweet. :-)
At March 06, 2007 4:43 PM,
pollypringle said…
have to say i too LOVE a hairy chest. Guys, don't wax it. Be a bear and proud of it!!! Nothing worse than a shiny hairless chest!
At March 06, 2007 4:44 PM,
pollypringle said…
Can i just add a PS to that... i do, however, feel that hairy backs need waxing.
At March 07, 2007 9:16 AM,
reality chick said…
Newsflash... A cute biteable butt is now winning out over broad shoulders! It's only a matter of time before chunky man hands starts climbing the leaderboard!
OK, maybe not, but i can live in hope.
At March 07, 2007 9:20 AM,
Anonymous said…
great topic... for me its definitely the smile. if he's got bad teeth i just can't get into it. doesn't matter how nice he is or wot we have in common, if i'm starring at a mouth of black or chipped teeth it's all over. does anyone else feel this way? should these bad teeth dudes be told?
At March 07, 2007 9:56 PM,
reality chick said…
Yep, nothing like a pair of gleaming chompers to get you in a kissing mood. Or a pair of black, chipped, yucky chompers to get you out of one.
Do you tell them? A brave call. You could slip your dentist's card in their pocket perhaps?
At March 08, 2007 7:29 PM,
Anonymous said…
I REALLY love those tight arm and shoulder muscles, well in addition to that luvelly bear patch....hee hee!!
At March 09, 2007 3:17 PM,
reality chick said…
I agree anon. Not so much about the bear patch (each to their own ;-)) but a bit of a muscle on a bicep can make me go weak at the knees. (Especially if it's attached to a chunky man hand.)
At March 12, 2007 11:09 AM,
Emily said…
Lips. Gotta love big juicy lips.
At March 12, 2007 11:13 AM,
reality chick said…
I'm with you Em. Big lips = better snogging everytime.
At March 12, 2007 1:42 PM,
reality chick said…
Chunky man hands aside, today i am also obsessed with muscled thighs, Daniel Craig style. It could be due to procrastination or deprivation, but one word people... Phooooarrrr.
At March 12, 2007 1:55 PM,
pollypringle said…
Is phoooaaaar a word? :-)
And you had to go and open the daniel craig pandora's box didnt you????
At March 12, 2007 1:55 PM,
reality chick said…
Yeah, i think it might be time to change the poll. Lustworthy actors. Stay tuned...
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