Make mine a man smoothie

A dear but sadly London-based friend of mine was recently telling me about the many lovers she’s juggling and how she couldn’t decide between them because each gave her something she just couldn’t bear to give up. She said, ‘You know what RC? I just wish I could put them all in a blender and whip myself up the perfect man smoothie.’
At the time, I laughed. A lot. In fact it’s fair to say we both cackled long and hard at the thought that you could clone the perfect bloke using just a blender. But then I got to thinking. How much would it rawwwwk if we really could create man smoothies for ourselves? Throw in a decent slurp of Mark because he’s got a bod that makes us weak at the knees. Mix it up with David because we like his sexy voice. A dash of Peter for his scintillating conversation; a pinch of Carl for his bedroom stamina; a spoonful of Jason for his chunky man hands and Steve for his ability to make us laugh… oh, I could go on for hours here, but I’m sure you get the idea.
It’s a little bit Stepford Wives, in a gender-swapage kinda way, but seeing I’m happy to butcher the English language I figure why not give futurists something to work on that’s really going to benefit reality chicks around the globe? Forget talking fridges and lights that respond to clapping; all we need is test tubes for DNA collection and some kind of machine that’ll spit out the perfect bloke. (Excuse me while I go pitch my idea to so-called trend oracle Faith Popcorn.)
While we wait for the futuristic blender to be invented, your homework is to dish the dirt on what you'd put in your guy or gal smoothie, given half a chance. C'mon, those exes had SOME good qualities, surely.