Date Deal Breakers

Recently, a Reality Bloke [RB] rang me up to tell me he’s had a date with a guy who looked like that actor from Lost who got killed off in season 1 [for those of you who follow the show, that’s ridiculously hot Boone, played by Ian Somerhalder]. "It was great," said RB, "but then we got drunk, and went home together and the next morning he left and I felt a little cheap. Haven’t heard from him since." What RB wanted to know was this: what was he doing wrong on these fledgling dates? Was it something he said? Just for him, I thought I would devote a blog to the things we really shouldn’t talk about on first date. In number order. Take notes people.
1. Anything below the belt. Periods, cramps, yeast infections, discharges, flatulence.
2. Your weight, fat thighs and Biggest Loser diet plans.
3. Previous bisexual affairs (unless you’re gay, of course).
4. Exes. Not even casually. Not at all.
5. Bitchy, catty comments. Even about celebrities.
6. Shoes or fashion (unless they’re into that sort of thing).
7. Your drug history. Just waaay too early for that.
8. How horny you are.
9. Money. How much you make. How much he/she makes. No. No. No.
10. How you can open a beer bottle with your teeth and still hold the university sculling competition (unless you’re talking about rowing).

Anything I’ve missed? What do you wish you didn’t talk about on a first date?