Share-partners

I often hear stories of people 'whoopsie' looking at their partner’s mobile phone and just happening to read through the text messages. That is NOT okay on many levels. In fact, I’ll get on my high horse here and say it’s a complete invasion of privacy and totally crosses the line. It gets me thinking about other things that couples do to invade each other’s personal space, and here’s my list. Feel free to add to it...
Crossing the line is:
~ Squeezing each other zits (Ewwwww. A solo activity if there ever was one)
~ Plucking hairs from each others body (unless one half of the couple is professional waxer)
~ Wearing each other’s underwear (unless you’re into that sort of kinky caper)
~ Sharing a toothbrush (unless dire emergency)
~ Wearing matching clothes (unless you play for the same netball team)
~ Sharing an email address (Sometimes handy, but mostly we should all have our own emails, right?)
~ Buying each other’s very personal items (Girls should buy their own tampons. Guys should buy their own nose hair clippers. End of story.)
~ Eating from each other’s plates (One shared taste is permissible, except for dessert, which should be shared by law)
~ Sharing the bathroom whilst one person is peeing. (Let’s keep some bodily functions a mystery, hey?)
Seen a couple cross the line? I wanna hear about it...