What's really going on in Aussie bedrooms?

Ooooh, I do so love sex life surveys, and the toe-curling statistics out this week from speed dating gurus Fast Impressions certainly prove we’re up for just about anything. It’s no real surprise to hear that 63 percent of Aussies have jumped into bed for a night of passion with a complete stranger, but did you know that we’re not adverse to boinking our best mates either? Yes folks, apparently 29 percent of women and 40 percent of men have gone there. What I’d like to know is, how many of them are STILL mates? Hmmmm.
When it comes to crap sex, it seems over half of us are shallow enough to end a relationship because of it, with reportedly 40 percent of men and 49 percent of women saying they wouldn’t bail because of sexual incompatibility. It’s nice to see that some of us still believe sex isn’t everything – and that practise makes perfect. That said, take it from me – if the sex is crap two years in, please stop telling yourself you’ve got your whole life to work it out and that it WILL get better at some point. I heartily believe if you haven’t got it sorted in that time, you ain’t gonna. (Naturally, I have no statistics to back that up, but being wildly opinionated is half the fun of writing your own blog.)
Moving on, it seems oral sex is what 62 percent of women and 78 percent of men crave. However, enjoying it is another thing entirely, with 34 percent of women saying it all depends on who’s doing the deed down there. No word from the blokes though and that’s because I suspect they don’t want to jeopardise the oral sex they do get by being picky about it, which is smart no matter how you spin it.
Our big turn-ons? Oral sex (naturally), followed by public nookie – while humble sex toys bring up the rear. Speaking of rears, apparently 46 percent of men and 60 percent of women have tried anal. A further 22 percent of men and 6 percent of women reportedly want to. As for positions, it’s a no brainer that 32 percent of guys and 33 percent of women love girls on top. Doggy style comes in at a close second and missionary third.
Finishing up today with a topic I will be exploring in greater depth down the track: phone sex. Apparently 61 percent of men and 75 percent of women give good phone. Talk about burning up the airwaves. Ooh, is that my mobile?