Was their relationship in the toilet?

I'm always up for hearing about weird and wacky relationship stories. That said, I can't be the only one still troubled by 35-year-old Kansas woman Pam Babcock, who sat on her boyfriend’s loo for two years. She sat there so long, in fact, that her butt became part of the loo itself and she had to be carted off to hospital still attached to the seat. Which sucks.
Obviously, Toilet Seat Girl has serious issues (including a butt which now looks like a toilet seat). But she’s swiftly become old news in the wake of Toilet Seat Girl’s Boyfriend Kory McFarren, who still maintains he didn’t do anything wrong. He made sure she didn’t starve, reportedly asked her often to come out of the loo (she always responded with, ‘Maybe tomorrow’) and eventually twigged – a little late by anyone’s reckoning – that his girlfriend perhaps needed professional help.
It’s the kind of heart-warming story bringing couples closer for the single fact that anyone could look like a saint next to Kory, who wins the Worst Boyfriend of the Decade award hands down. And it's touched a raw nerve with singletons, too. Just ask my friend Amy.
"How did HE sleep knowing his crazy girlfriend was stuck to the loo? What kind of man goes, ‘Don’t worry honey, you just stay there and I’ll bring dinner to you’... I mean, is this REALLY the extent we must go to in order to get men to cook?" she screeched down the phone to me shortly after the story broke. "And how did their relationship survive two years without sex unless she was giving him blow jobs? I really don’t get why women like this have boyfriends and I don’t!"
All valid questions, but in a way, I hope we never find out; every time I hear another twist in the Toilet Couple’s Tale I feel the need to... well. Let’s not go there. Kory is now facing charges, his photo will surely take pride of place on WhoNotToDate.com and hopefully Pam Babcock will get the first available slot on Extreme Makeover: Butt Special.

*** Your turn: any idea why Pam commandeered Kory’s toilet in the first place? A fight, a protest, a really bad Vindaloo? Most original answer wins chocolate, just in time for Easter!