Movie Sex

So, the SATC movie is upon us. Hallelujah. I’ve just about grown tired of Arena’s Ground Hog Day re-runs, so I’ll be hot-footing it to the cinema to buy a giant bag of Malteasers and see how the Manhattan quartet are faring. But I’m not going to go all Margaret and David on you. I’d like to talk numbers. Yes, that’s right. Statistics. Oooh. Sexy.
Some very interesting stats have come to my attention on the eve of the movie’s release. According to an RSVP poll lovable Aidan with his carpenter skills, rustic wood cabin and shaggy mutt Pete was ranked as the guy single women would most like to date at a whopping 46 percent. No shocker there. Most women think Carrie was a fool not marrying him when she had that gorgeous sparkler hanging around her neck.
And it seems some of us are still partial to an aging commitment phobe. Not-so-reliable Mr Big with his town car and winery in the Napa Valley, came in with 30 percent of the vote. Meanwhile there’s no mention of the dateability of bar hop Steve or MAW [Model, Actor, Whatever] Smith. Although both look pretty fabulous with their shirts off.
In the interest of fairness, the SATC girls were ranked in order of desirability as well. Prim, girl-next-door Charlotte was the most popular choice with 39 percent of votes. It seems sweet, nice girls do finish first. But before you buy a twinset and pearls and start volunteering at your local art gallery, it seems most guys also want a side serve of handcuffs and a topping of whipped cream. Femme fatale Samantha came in second place with 31 percent of the vote. Meanwhile shoe loving scribe Carrie was voted ‘most identifiable.’ Sounds like the wooden spoon prize to me. According to my sources, most men find Carrie about as sexy as an overweight politician in a pair of speedos.
So, now you have the figures, do you agree with the popular voters or do you secretly think Legal Eagle Miranda is actually the sexiest of the lot with her ginger locks and no-nonsense attitude? Or do you lust after the Jewish lawyer with a hairy back, Harry? Or even the cute as a button handbag Sandford Blatch?

*** Let’s hear it – who is your SATC favourite? Who’d you like to shag? Marry?