Should I get a brazilian for love?

Aug 28th, 2010 | By | Category: Something else entirely

My boyfriend’s previous partners have all been into downstairs grooming and he bugs me constantly to get a Brazilian. I had one once and was so traumatised I never went back. But as a hirsute gal should I do it for love? Anon

Absolutely not. Better yet, pack him off with a pampering voucher – for a Crack Back and Sack defoliation session. I predict once the therapist brutally yanks all the hair out of his nether regions he’ll appreciate your furry carpet in all its glory. Well, we can hope.
Love, reality chick

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5 Responses to “Should I get a brazilian for love?”

  1. Hate_my_job2011 says:

    Do it because YOU want do, not because a guy is pressuring you. So what if his other girlfriends used to do it. You have already had it done once and that was enough for you so don’t traumatic yourself again for the sake of a guy.

  2. plumskyjam says:

    @realitychickaus why on earth wouldn’t you? better yet, hollywood, honestly. best place in Sydney? http://www.venustus.com.au/aboutus.html

  3. Bron says:

    I’m with RC – send him for a crack, back and sack and record his screams – and don’t forget to take the aftershave and spinkle it very liberally over his nether regions afterwards. He’ll never raise the subject – or walk without cringing again lol
    If you don’t want a brazilian, don’t get one.

  4. gkolenc says:

    @realitychickaus nah my partner is from from chile, so Im not pressured into any more S Americans. #baddadjokes

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